the daily the schnitzel issue, 9-23-21

1 Corinthians 6:12 Just because something is technically legal doesn’t mean that it’s spiritually appropriate. If I went around doing whatever I thought I could get by with, I’d be a slave to my whims. . . . . 3pm supper at Ye Olde Heidelberg Restaurant. It is German cuisine at its finest – schnitzel,…… Continue reading the daily the schnitzel issue, 9-23-21

the daily sniff doggy poop, spiders and the undead, 9-22-21

Proverbs 27:8 People who won’t settle down, wandering hither and yon, are like restless birds, flitting to and fro. . . . . Mon-row took His Sweet Rib out on a breakfast date yesterday. . The bar Monrow took her to is suffering from an infestation of (fake) spiders. Pretty sexy date he took her…… Continue reading the daily sniff doggy poop, spiders and the undead, 9-22-21

the daily what it means to be an adult + a bonus fish funny at the bottom, 9-21-21

Titus 2:3-5 Likewise, older women should be reverent in behavior, and not be false accusers, not be enslaved to much wine, but teachers of good things, 4 that they may teach the young women to love their husbands, to love their children, 5 and to be self-controlled, pure, homemakers, good, obedient to their own husbands,…… Continue reading the daily what it means to be an adult + a bonus fish funny at the bottom, 9-21-21

the daily i am going to cheat today (for the most part), 9-20-21

Proverbs 10:9 Honesty lives confident and carefree, but Shifty is sure to be exposed. . . The Persistent Reader: What’s with ‘cheating’? The Cheating Lutheran: Cheating? Who is cheating? Wives, husbands, businessmen, school kids, athletes, gamers, governors, senators, grocery stores, auto mechanics, neighbors, and blog writers. It seems the least cheating persons in these modern…… Continue reading the daily i am going to cheat today (for the most part), 9-20-21

the daily the hippo issue, 9-17-21

Job 40:15-24 “Look at the land beast, Behemoth. I created him as well as you. Grazing on grass, docile as a cow—Just look at the strength of his back, the powerful muscles of his belly.His tail sways like a cedar in the wind; his huge legs are like beech trees.His skeleton is made of steel,…… Continue reading the daily the hippo issue, 9-17-21

the daily bottomless chuckhole, bob dylan, and don’t touch the cat, 9-16-21

Proverbs 3:21-26 Dear friend, guard Clear Thinking and Common Sense with your life; don’t for a minute lose sight of them.They’ll keep your soul alive and well, they’ll keep you fit and attractive.You’ll travel safely, you’ll neither tire nor trip.You’ll take afternoon naps without a worry, you’ll enjoy a good night’s sleep.No need to panic…… Continue reading the daily bottomless chuckhole, bob dylan, and don’t touch the cat, 9-16-21

the daily today we discover what would have been my sweet rib’s favorite television show … in ever, 9-15-21

Ephesians 4:31-32 Make a clean break with all cutting, backbiting, profane talk. Be gentle with one another, sensitive. Forgive one another as quickly and thoroughly as God in Christ forgave you. . . B’4 we get to My Sweet Rib’s favorite television show ever here’s a quick reminder ne’er to drive while texting … .…… Continue reading the daily today we discover what would have been my sweet rib’s favorite television show … in ever, 9-15-21

the daily the killer crayons, 9-14-21

Proverbs 16:18 First pride, then the crash— the bigger the ego, the harder the fall. . How The Purging Lutheran feels this morning. Just waking up. I’ll feel like a butterfly, light and fluffy, after a few cups of coughy. . What’s the issue with Paul Jacobs? Nasty boy! . I bought these ‘water away’…… Continue reading the daily the killer crayons, 9-14-21

the daily the cardiologist and the mountain dew, 9-13-21

Jeremiah 17:9-10 “The heart is hopelessly dark and deceitful, a puzzle that no one can figure out.But I, God, search the heart and examine the mind.I get to the heart of the human. I get to the root of things.I treat them as they really are, not as they pretend to be.” . . How…… Continue reading the daily the cardiologist and the mountain dew, 9-13-21

the daily what’s krusty got to do with it?, 9-10-21

Ecclesiastes 8:1 There’s nothing better than being wise,Knowing how to interpret the meaning of life.Wisdom puts light in the eyes,And gives gentleness to words and manners. . . There’s no way Amelita Ward is an ape woman. . Amelita is here on the left. By the way, does anyone know the name of this film?…… Continue reading the daily what’s krusty got to do with it?, 9-10-21