THE DAILY: Off floating. 9-1-23

Psalm 139:7-12 Is there anyplace I can go to avoid your Spirit?to be out of your sight?If I climb to the sky, you’re there!If I go underground, you’re there!If I flew on morning’s wingsto the far western horizon,You’d find me in a minute—you’re already there waiting! Then I said to myself, “Oh, he even sees……

Monday through Friday. Monday through Friday. Monday through Friday. Monday through Friday. Monday through Friday…

A post every Monday through Friday since April 11, 2016… Wheee! until the day I hit the age of 73.

THE DAILY: Desert viper = Jerry. 8-31-23

Psalm 104:3-4He lays the beams of his chambers on the waters;he makes the clouds his chariot;he rides on the wings of the wind;he makes his messengers winds,his ministers a flaming fire. . . I was leaving a yearly checkup with my medical marijuana doctor yesterday and I noticed this ladder. Yes, I can clearly read……

Eli Manning said it best.

There’s no search history that looks entirely innocent no matter who looks at it. If you wanted to know what dead Soviet politician Vyacheslav Molotov’s favorite vacation drink was you’re likely to stumble upon ‘molotov cocktail’ as a result. Cue the FBI. Why were you looking for it?

THE DAILY: The cat burglar steals its own body. 8-30-23

1 Samuel 2:10 The adversaries of the Lord shall be broken to pieces;against them he will thunder in heaven.The Lord will judge the ends of the earth;he will give strength to his kingand exalt the horn of his anointed.” . . 90 minutes of David Bowie? Count me in! I’m, however, intrigued by ‘the diabolical……

60s television – Show me how a skunk loves.

Cartoons Jonny Quest’s giant eyeball monster creeped me out. . Why is the Flintmobile never damaged after the ribs disaster? . Pepé Le Pew showed me how to pitch woo to women. . Yosemite Sam taught me math and how to get blown up by a cannon. . . Science Fiction Star Trek had its……

THE DAILY: Behold the sun. 8-29-23

James 4:13-15Nothing but a Wisp of Fog And now I have a word for you who brashly announce, “Today—at the latest, tomorrow—we’re off to such and such a city for the year. We’re going to start a business and make a lot of money.” You don’t know the first thing about tomorrow. You’re nothing but……

The morning.

My best time is from when I wake up at about 8:30. The prep work begins. Coffee here, iPad there, Camel Crush Menthols, then out to the garage. XM radio goes on with 60s On Six or The Grateful Dead station. I catch up on emails, sports, politics, and on. My Sweet Rib comes out……

THE DAILY: I’m just an alien. It’s no big deal. 8-28-23

John 15:5-8 “I am the Vine, you are the branches. When you’re joined with me and I with you, the relation intimate and organic, the harvest is sure to be abundant. Separated, you can’t produce a thing. Anyone who separates from me is deadwood, gathered up and thrown on the bonfire. But if you make……

THE DAILY: Kaden, alpha-class pup, at your service! 8-25-23

Proverbs 19:14 House and wealth are inherited from fathers,but a prudent wife is from the Lord. . . . . When I sit down to write, I just let the goose out of the bottle. – Tom Robbins . . The best football game is a pitcher’s duel. . . Alpha-pup Kaden poses with monster-pup……

When I stupidly announced…

that I would write my webblurg until the year 2030. What motivates you?

THE DAILY: What is your spirit animal? 8-24-23

Joshua 24:15 And if it is evil in your eyes to serve the Lord, choose this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your fathers served in the region beyond the River, or the gods of the Amorites in whose land you dwell. But as for me and my house, we will serve the……

Three films.

2001: A Space Odyssey by Stanley Kubrick I have it on in the background. Anytime I look up there is an intriguing scene. The bone becoming a space shuttle is a favorite of mine. . Small Group by Matt Chastain Small Group is a sweet Christian film about a father who moves his family back……

THE DAILY: Hats off to the mighty fork. 8-23-23

1 Corinthians 10:17 Because there is one bread, we who are many are one body, for we all partake of the one bread. . . . . Hats are like a halo of happiness.- An Na . Hats are radical; only people that wear hats understand that. – Philip Treacy . You know what’s the……

THE DAILY: There weren’t enough pots and pans to save the world. 8-22-23

1 Corinthians 16:14 Let all your things be done with charity. . . Nobody ever heeds the warnings of the modern day (lowercase) prophet. You were told to beat your pans, cookie sheets, fine china and anything else that might have helped chase Anzu away including, but not limited to, yelling at the sky and……

Stop making sense.

What do you enjoy most about writing? It’s not easy living in this parallel universe. Where I come it is oodles easier to get along with bloggers because the only thing we have to write about are all the episodes of Baywatch. Our universe is all David Hasselhoff all the time. Who can argue with……

Florida is the best. Why? Both fowl and fashion!

What do you love about where you live? Do you like my new dress? Yes! . It has pockets! !

THE DAILY: Repairman Rib decents up the homestead. 8-21-23

2 Peter 2:20-22 If they’ve escaped from the slum of sin by experiencing our Master and Savior, Jesus Christ, and then slid back into that same old life again, they’re worse than if they had never left. Better not to have started out on the straight road to God than to start out and then……

I’m okay with okayness.

Okayness – The state or condition of being okay; adequateness, tolerableness. What positive emotion do you feel most often? All in all, with this or that crappy thing happening or that happy happenstance coming my way but receding or just hanging out and letting the world pass by is okeydoke with me.

My goal is to make it to May 21, 2030 (+ one week)

Firstly, My Sweet Rib plans and executes our shared goals because that’s where she is a Viking. She worked in the corporate world for 40plus years and as a result she knows how to get things done. She is in charge of finances, puttering the house to keep it in order, and a mess of……

THE DAILY: ẑOT! The Sequel. 8-18-23

Romans 12:1-2Place Your Life Before God So here’s what I want you to do, God helping you: Take your everyday, ordinary life—your sleeping, eating, going-to-work, and walking-around life—and place it before God as an offering. Embracing what God does for you is the best thing you can do for him. Don’t become so well-adjusted to……

THE DAILY: ZOT! Could it be Peter the anteater? 8-17-23

Colossians 3:17 And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him. . . Our retirement compound is being infested by g-nomes. Again. I hope eradication spray is on the way. . . . . My Sweet Kaden dreams……

Only one word? That’s impossiburgable!

What is a word you feel that too many people use? “Ick” (just ‘ick’).“Put on your big girl panties” (Well, OK, I’m a guy, ya know, but I’ll give it a try).“Amazing” (everything your kid does is amazing. It should only ever be used for the song, Amazing Grace).“Awesome/awesomeness/amazingly awesome/awesome sauce” (everything your kid does……

THE DAILY: Where did the banjos come from? 8-16-23

Psalm 124:7 We’ve flown free from their fangs,free of their traps, free as a bird.Their grip is broken;we’re free as a bird in flight. . . I have to start with a little housekeeping. Your post will begin shortly. Hey, sweetheart, will you look in my desk drawer and see if my Jerry Vishnu pin……

James Caan’s special effectors.

What profession do you admire most and why? James sure looks like he’s on his way to being dead. . . How did he survive? Because he was only acting! . I think it’s pretty cool that effects artists can make a scene look pretty darn real. Sure, I’ve never been assassinated while waiting to……