the daily purge 5-31-18

Anyone who has a yard (lawn, garden, park, terrace plot, grassplot or green)* probably owns a water sprinkler to keep grass and flowers healthy, wealthy and wise. Question? “Yes, The Purging Lutheran, this doesn’t look like the sprinkler I own. Help me out here.” Why, shore, lil’ filly. There are several different types. You got’chyer…… Continue reading the daily purge 5-31-18

the daily purge 5-30-18

The Purging Lutheran flips on XMRadio this morning and the first song was Calling Dr. Love by the rock band KISS. The chorus contains the least horrific lyrics: They call me (Dr. love) They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. love) I’ve got the cure you’re thinkin’ of (calling Dr. love) Talk about your typical…… Continue reading the daily purge 5-30-18

the daily purge 5-29-18

Some facts about Robert E. Lee: – He was buried without his shoes. – He married the great granddaughter of Martha Washington. – He ‘ E ‘ stands for ‘Edward’. – He was crazy far-sighted. According to this puzzle, his eyeballs suffer from refractive error. It sounds worse than it is. He might have had his…… Continue reading the daily purge 5-29-18

the view from the pew 5-27-18

Saturday service, 5:30, Pastor Sattler We sang songs while Paul played piano. Hymns hymned were “Glory Be to God the Father” (opening) “God Loved the World So That He Gave” (song for the Word) ”Father, I Adore You” (offering), “Come to the Table” (Communion) ”There is a Redeemer” (closing) Very simple. Very nice. This weekend is…… Continue reading the view from the pew 5-27-18

the daily purge 5-25-18

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it’s sinking Racing around to come up behind you again The sun is the same in a relative way, but you’re older Shorter of breath and one day closer to death – Time (Pink Floyd) ::::: I was a lonely soul I…… Continue reading the daily purge 5-25-18

the daily purge 5-24-18

For thousands of years, magicians, wizards, pharaohs, gypsies, philosophers, barbers and tsars have tried to turn mud into choc-ola, weeds into bagels, and lead into gold. They used the pre-science known as ‘alchemy’. What is alchemy? The ünterweb describes alchemy as “the medieval forerunner of chemistry, based on the supposed transformation of matter. It was…… Continue reading the daily purge 5-24-18

the daily purge 5-23-18

The Purging Lutheran edited this photo from its original color to a more appropriate colder ‘feel’. Central Indiana is suffering through a balmy, summery, tropical, scorching, broiling, searing, and blistering springtime. Kids playing video games are sweating more the usual. Ice cubes in your fizzy soda don’t stand a chance. They melt away like my heart does…… Continue reading the daily purge 5-23-18

the daily purge 5-22-18

The Purging Lutheran is just going to lay it out there. Shouldn’t raising velociraptors just be a no-no for persons of all ages? Isaiah 27:1 At that time God will unsheathe his sword,     his merciless, massive, mighty sword. He’ll punish the serpent Leviathan as it flees,     the serpent Leviathan thrashing in flight. He’ll kill that…… Continue reading the daily purge 5-22-18

the daily purge 5-21-18

The longer a man lives on God’s green Earth the less he otter trust what goes on around him. After having witnessed 22,280 days and nights, minus a couple dozen or so due to the Latvian flu, The Purging Lutheran remains a staunch supporter of the proverb, “The more things change, the more they stay…… Continue reading the daily purge 5-21-18