THE DAILY: A tilted Earth will froze you to dead. 12-1-22

Job 37:9-10 Out of the south cometh the whirlwind: and cold out of the north. By the breath of God frost is given: and the breadth of the waters is straitened. . . Darn you, tilted Earth, I don’t like your cold science! . . Oh, it says it’s 36°. Yeah, maybe, but the windchill……

THE DAILY: I have never used the word sal·ma·gun·di in a sentence before. Now I have. You are a witness to this. 11-30-22

Exodus 21:35-36 “If a man’s ·bull [ox] ·kills [gores] another man’s ·bull [ox] and it dies, they must sell the ·bull [ox] that is alive. Both men will get half of the money and half of the bull that was killed. But if a person’s ·bull [ox] has ·hurt [gored] other animals in the past……

THE DAILY: Good gravy, Miss Mavy! How many clothings do I have left? 11-29-22

Deuteronomy 4:19 And beware lest you raise your eyes to heaven, and when you see the sun and the moon and the stars, all the host of heaven, you be drawn away and bow down to them and serve them, things that the Lord your God has allotted to all the peoples under the whole……

THE DAILY: How is political commentator, Mark Steyn, even remotely connected to the CPAP machine I denied myself renting? 11-28-22

Proverbs 15:30 A twinkle in the eye means joy in the heart,and good news makes you feel fit as a fiddle. . . Last week I went to my local CPAP store to receive my new, free CPAP machine. It’d been stuck on a shipping liner in a dock somewhere off the coast of California……

THE DAILY: Now that Thanksgiving Day has come and gone, it’s on to more important matters – Hallmark Christmas movies. Plus a song for my everbride. 11-25-22

Luke 3:16-17 But John intervened: “I’m baptizing you here in the river. The main character in this drama, to whom I’m a mere stagehand, will ignite the kingdom life, a fire, the Holy Spirit within you, changing you from the inside out. He’s going to clean house—make a clean sweep of your lives. He’ll place……

THE DAILY: I am most thankful for my penguin’s birthday. 11-24-22

James 1:17 Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights, with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change. . . . . . . Our clubhouse in Florida serves the original original cherries Coke. . . Momma penguin waddles with boy penguin, born……

THE DAILY: What I found when I got home. Tuesday was voting day for cats, but not for commie cats. 11-23-22

Isaiah 40:6-8 A voice says, “Shout!”I said, “What shall I shout?”“These people are nothing but grass,their love fragile as wildflowers.The grass withers, the wildflowers fade,if God so much as puffs on them.Aren’t these people just so much grass?True, the grass withers and the wildflowers fade,but our God’s Word stands firm and forever.” . . My……

THE DAILY: Our flight home + beware of sharks. 11-22-22

Isaiah 5:21-23 Doom to you who think you’re so smart,who hold such a high opinion of yourselves!All you’re good at is drinking—champion boozerswho collect trophies from drinking boutsAnd then line your pockets with bribes from the guiltywhile you violate the rights of the innocent. . . About 10 minutes before our driver brought us to……

THE DAILY: HONK! Who is here to save the day? 11-21-22

1 Corinthians 15:33 Do not be deceived: “Bad company ruins good morals.” . . To be continued… . . In case of severe weather please dally about over a meat tray. My Sweet Rib would just toss (at) me a bag of chips. . . I think ordinarily anyone would look at this and think,……

THE DAILY: Today’s edifying remarks. 11-18-22

Luke 21:34-36 “But be on your guard. Don’t let the sharp edge of your expectation get dulled by parties and drinking and shopping. Otherwise, that Day is going to take you by complete surprise, spring on you suddenly like a trap, for it’s going to come on everyone, everywhere, at once. So, whatever you do,……

THE DAILY: Today is a lovely day for a root canal. 11-17-22

Proverbs 20:5 Knowing what is right is like deep water in the heart;a wise person draws from the well within. . . My Sweet Rib appears (and is) miserable. She had an emergency root canal this morning. Her post dental work quote – “Obee-kaybee”. The two dentists she had to see each had timely cancellations……

THE DAILY: Ah, flubberbuttons! Who is your ghost writer? 11-17-22

1 John 1:8-10 If we claim that we’re free of sin, we’re only fooling ourselves. A claim like that is errant nonsense. On the other hand, if we admit our sins—simply come clean about them—he won’t let us down; he’ll be true to himself. He’ll forgive our sins and purge us of all wrongdoing. If……

THE DAILY: Tom’s German pants. 11-15-22

1 John 4:1 My dear friends, don’t believe everything you hear. Carefully weigh and examine what people tell you. Not everyone who talks about God comes from God. There are a lot of lying preachers loose in the world. . . We were at CVS, the land of the endless receipt, where we stood behind……

THE DAILY: I want a brain machine. 11-14-22

Psalm 40:1-3 I waited and waited and waited for God.At last he looked; finally he listened.He lifted me out of the ditch,pulled me from deep mud.He stood me up on a solid rockto make sure I wouldn’t slip. He taught me how to sing the latest God-song,a praise-song to our God.More and more people are……

THE DAILY: Say hello to Pete the beet. 11-11-22

Matthew 23:27 “Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you are like whitewashed tombs, which outwardly appear beautiful, but within are full of dead people’s bones and all uncleanness. . Oh, Indiana, you big banana! IU plays tonight! . . Feline Folk are being quite fair about extraneous feedings of Carl Jr. and the……

THE DAILY: Who dared ask for a new sandwich? 11-10-22

Ephesians 4:29 Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers. . . The is Squidget. He likes his bedroom to look lived in. He’s a messy eater, too. Who says cats can’t learn from their owners?……

THE DAILY: Adrianna took care of my irregular cells. 11-9-22

Exodus 20:17 No lusting after your neighbor’s house—or wife or servant or maid or ox or donkey. Don’t set your heart on anything that is your neighbor’s. . . Guess where today’s doctor visit wuz? The Purging Lutheran has some irregular cells growing on my shoulder. She dug them out. . . Pre barber. .……

THE DAILY: Hi! Now go vote. Git! 11-8-22

Revelation 8:8 The second angel blew his trumpet, and something like a great mountain, burning with fire, was thrown into the sea, and a third of the sea became blood. . . . . This sign told us, “Go attaway and vote, pilgrims!” And we done so. If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.……

THE DAILY: Foot – it’s what’s for dinner. 11-4-22

Romans 16:17-18 One final word of counsel, friends. Keep a sharp eye out for those who take bits and pieces of the teaching that you learned and then use them to make trouble. Give these people a wide berth. They have no intention of living for our Master Christ. They’re only in this for what……

THE DAILY: What happened in Indianapolis this past weekend? Flowers for my daughter. 11-7-22

Ecclesiastes 8:1 There’s nothing better than being wise,Knowing how to interpret the meaning of life.Wisdom puts light in the eyes,And gives gentleness to words and manners. . . A Prayer For Pain Lord Jesus Christ, by your patience in suffering you hallowed earthly pain and gave us the example of obedience to your Father’s will:……

THE DAILY: Hello, mariachi band stamps. Bob Dylan is correct. What do mama birds say? 11-3-22

Luke 12:6-7 “What’s the price of two or three pet canaries? Some loose change, right? But God never overlooks a single one. And he pays even greater attention to you, down to the last detail—even numbering the hairs on your head! So don’t be intimidated by all this bully talk. You’re worth more than a……

THE DAILY: Do you need beard wash? Or beard oil. Yuck! 11-2-22

Song of Solomon 2:2 As a lily among brambles,so is my love among the young women. . . . . These potty-mouths are selling something silly. . . This is back in the days before Jezebel packed up her bags and moved into Our Marta’s swanky home in Chicago. We’d go to Amazon online and……