the daily morning fireball, 6-18-20

Let’s start off with starshine and some ‘gliddy gulp’. Good morning starshine, you lead us along My love and me as we sing Our early morning singing song Gliddy glup gloopy nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba le le lo lo Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba…… Continue reading the daily morning fireball, 6-18-20

the daily new-to-florida handy-dandy survival guide, 6-8-20

Before I get started let me show you two birds picking worms out of my yard just after the rain. Without doing any due diligence I’m just gonna say these are ‘terns’.   Now back to whatever. So you’ve moved to Florida. Sunshine and sand! Palm trees and low taxes! Terrible lizards and birds, birds,…… Continue reading the daily new-to-florida handy-dandy survival guide, 6-8-20

the daily felling, 5-26-20

Our neighborhood woke up to these gentlemen buzz-sawing away on a tree across the way. Following modern day journalistic standards, I didn’t bother to find out why they are doing this so I’ll just throw something out there. I’m guessing the tree was a danger to this home. I don’t have the appropriate angle of…… Continue reading the daily felling, 5-26-20

the daily tree hotchpotch and possible plant-related purge depending if i get around to it, 5-8-20

It’s common nowadays for persons in academia who find ancient markings etched upon the walls of pyramids and ziggurats to use them as ‘proof’ that what we think is true today is, in fact, false. Take for instance a few years back back when an ancient Mayan calendar was discovered and translated. It was seen…… Continue reading the daily tree hotchpotch and possible plant-related purge depending if i get around to it, 5-8-20

the daily wheezy-2-look-at-pitchers: part two: the unpicturing, 5-1-20

the photogdúmpenbùrgerdampf continues … Sports didn’t begin with the National Football League. Games like tennis, badminton and pole throwing have been around for hundreds of years but the one Americans like best is good, ol’ American football. If you’ve followed the Green Bay Packers or the Cleveland Browns you well know you can show support…… Continue reading the daily wheezy-2-look-at-pitchers: part two: the unpicturing, 5-1-20

the daily e-z-2-look-at-pitchers dump and added purge, 4-30-20

Due to Covid-19* you are likely still stuck in isolation with persons you’d hoped were your loved ones. You know by now if that’s fact or friction. Only you know whether your housemate’s persistent throat clearing shower whistling inappropriate giggles food chewing fingernail clicking knuckle cracking knuckle dragging long yawns grunting when sitting in a…… Continue reading the daily e-z-2-look-at-pitchers dump and added purge, 4-30-20

the daily lyrics all great and goober, 4-29-20

Day (enter your number here) of the lockdown. I gotsa find a way to eat up my time which doesn’t include building a pillow fort in the kitchen and snacking all day. So I’m sitting on the front stoop this morning wandering my saved sites and came upon a Supertramp video of them performing the…… Continue reading the daily lyrics all great and goober, 4-29-20

the daily p**ping pup, 2-26-20

  WARNING! This post is rated “P” for ‘pdisgusting’, pfoul’, ‘pweird’ and ‘pyuck’. Please do not let your children see this. Better yet, set fire to your IPhone, tablet or desktop computer after having read this. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Susan and I…… Continue reading the daily p**ping pup, 2-26-20

the daily purge 1-29-20

The Purging Lutheran was graduated out of high school back in 19-aught-75 with an extra half credit to spare. I wasn’t one who cared much for being surrounded by some peeps who just wanted to smack me around. I was maced in the face by a fat pile of goo in junior high school. That’s…… Continue reading the daily purge 1-29-20

the daily purge 1-7-20

Phones come. Phones go. Every few years Big Wireless sends updates to The Purging Lutheran’s phone causing them to become hopelessly out-of-date necessitating me to purchase a new one. And then a other one and a other one. What a racket, Jack! These particular phones are from The Lad Collection, my son’s cells through the…… Continue reading the daily purge 1-7-20