the daily lock your kids in the rec room before you open this post, 7-13-20

WARNING: This post contains a graphic photo of The Golden Girls involved with perhaps the world’s worst marketing idea ever. Rather than post it at the top and ruin the rest of The Purging Lutheran’s today’s ‘the daily’ for you or posting it anywhere near scripture, I will slip it in neatly between two other…… Continue reading the daily lock your kids in the rec room before you open this post, 7-13-20

the daily morning fireball, 6-18-20

Let’s start off with starshine and some ‘gliddy gulp’. Good morning starshine, you lead us along My love and me as we sing Our early morning singing song Gliddy glup gloopy nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba le le lo lo Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba…… Continue reading the daily morning fireball, 6-18-20

the daily new-to-florida handy-dandy survival guide, 6-8-20

Before I get started let me show you two birds picking worms out of my yard just after the rain. Without doing any due diligence I’m just gonna say these are ‘terns’.   Now back to whatever. So you’ve moved to Florida. Sunshine and sand! Palm trees and low taxes! Terrible lizards and birds, birds,…… Continue reading the daily new-to-florida handy-dandy survival guide, 6-8-20

the daily tree hotchpotch and possible plant-related purge depending if i get around to it, 5-8-20

It’s common nowadays for persons in academia who find ancient markings etched upon the walls of pyramids and ziggurats to use them as ‘proof’ that what we think is true today is, in fact, false. Take for instance a few years back back when an ancient Mayan calendar was discovered and translated. It was seen…… Continue reading the daily tree hotchpotch and possible plant-related purge depending if i get around to it, 5-8-20

the daily e-z-2-look-at-pitchers dump and added purge, 4-30-20

Due to Covid-19* you are likely still stuck in isolation with persons you’d hoped were your loved ones. You know by now if that’s fact or friction. Only you know whether your housemate’s persistent throat clearing shower whistling inappropriate giggles food chewing fingernail clicking knuckle cracking knuckle dragging long yawns grunting when sitting in a…… Continue reading the daily e-z-2-look-at-pitchers dump and added purge, 4-30-20

the daily p**ping pup, 2-26-20

  WARNING! This post is rated “P” for ‘pdisgusting’, pfoul’, ‘pweird’ and ‘pyuck’. Please do not let your children see this. Better yet, set fire to your IPhone, tablet or desktop computer after having read this. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Susan and I…… Continue reading the daily p**ping pup, 2-26-20

the daily purge 1-29-20

The Purging Lutheran was graduated out of high school back in 19-aught-75 with an extra half credit to spare. I wasn’t one who cared much for being surrounded by some peeps who just wanted to smack me around. I was maced in the face by a fat pile of goo in junior high school. That’s…… Continue reading the daily purge 1-29-20

the daily purge 1-7-20

Phones come. Phones go. Every few years Big Wireless sends updates to The Purging Lutheran’s phone causing them to become hopelessly out-of-date necessitating me to purchase a new one. And then a other one and a other one. What a racket, Jack! These particular phones are from The Lad Collection, my son’s cells through the…… Continue reading the daily purge 1-7-20

the daily purge 12-10-19

Opening tip. Hey, Gomer! It’s a neck lace tree. The Purging Lutheran isn’t sure where it came from. I didn’t buy it for My Sweet Rib, did I? But if I did not who did it come from? Time out. What happened on this date in 1521? Please read further. Exsurge Domine (Latin for “Arise, O…… Continue reading the daily purge 12-10-19

the daily friday 12-6-19

Which of these best describes your plans for the weekend?       Philippians 4:8-9 Summing it all up, friends, I’d say you’ll do best by filling your minds and meditating on things true, noble, reputable, authentic, compelling, gracious—the best, not the worst; the beautiful, not the ugly; things to praise, not things to curse.…… Continue reading the daily friday 12-6-19