the daily purge 10-16-19

My Sweet Rib gave this necklace up some time ago. The Purging Lutheran believes it went to our church’s gararge sale. Maybe it went to Goodwill. Perhaps Our Marta owns it now, but I doubt it. What became of my memorical synapses? What do Fred, Sam and Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills say about ‘memory’? “The…… Continue reading the daily purge 10-16-19

the daily purge 7-2-19

A perfect example of human failure is right here in this picture. The Purging Lutheran bought this Clear Household Silicone, put it on a gararge shelf, and years later is getting rid of it. And why? I’m not sure. It’s probably because of the bottom illustration on the packaging. No, it’s not because I don’t…… Continue reading the daily purge 7-2-19

the daily purge 6-25-19

The Purging Lutheran can never purge too much Wilma Flinstone jewelry. Why did I ever buy this sort of clunkery for My Sweet Rib? My fashion sense is tone deaf. MSR prefers her accessories to be dainty like a flutterby and delicate as a flower, much like she. Is it possible I was a victim…… Continue reading the daily purge 6-25-19

the daily purge 6-19-19

This spring has been relieved of its duty and been purged. Summer is just a day or two away from poking its head out of the sky and proclaiming, “I’m right here!”. Until then let The Purging Lutheran give a late welcome to our present season, Spring. I will do this by introducing this comic…… Continue reading the daily purge 6-19-19

the daily purge 3-8-19

The Purging Lutheran does my due diligence when it comes to poring over facts and figures on items I am throwing away. Usually, there’s too much information to use during my 30 – 120 minutes of therapy. I looked up what I thought would be oodles of synonyms for the word ‘moccasin’. All I found…… Continue reading the daily purge 3-8-19

the daily purge 2-25-19

The Purging Lutheran begins today’s thingie with the opening background vocals to Paul McCartney’s song, Smile Away, from the album, Ram. Don’t know how to do the Don’t know how to do the Don’t know how to do the Don’t know how to do the Don’t know how to do the Don’t know how to…… Continue reading the daily purge 2-25-19

the daily purge 2-11-19

You know, this is a really nice looking picture. The table cloth is one The Purging Lutheran bought as Christmas gift for My Sweet Rib. I also bought her an ironing board and a DIY home hair perm kit. Most people (women) would look at this list and say, “What a dope!” Maybe so, but…… Continue reading the daily purge 2-11-19

the daily purge 1-14-19

My sister got lucky, married a yuppie Took him for all he was worth Now she’s a swinger dating a singer I can’t decide which is worse My sister’s ex-husband can’t get no lovin’ Walks around dog-faced and hurt Now he’s got nothin’, head in the oven I can’t decide which is worse Yer So…… Continue reading the daily purge 1-14-19

the daily purge 12-7-18

To quote the inventor of ‘the thing-longer*’, Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, The Purging Lutheran calls out, “Good news, everyone!”. My Sweet Rib has announced two baskets full of items to go to the Goodwill. I’ll have new items included to break the surly bonds of the ‘beer bottle – video game’ pattern we’ve been caught up…… Continue reading the daily purge 12-7-18

the daily purge 10-26-18

Being a responsible web-blobber, The Purging Lutheran does my best to study up on items I’m unknowledgeable about. This being one of The Lad’s games I am not familiar with how it is played though I do know it is a ‘shoot ’em up’ game. It includes vehicles, pistols, rifles, explosives, and other traditional shooter…… Continue reading the daily purge 10-26-18