the daily borentine, 3-27-20

The wind isn’t even blowing. (( sigh )) It’s Day-Who-Knows-How-Many? in the household. Aleksandrs is up in his room. Susan is poking on her I-Pad with Kaden SuperPup at her side. I’m doing the ‘scroll-tap, scroll-tap, scroll-tap’ on Twitter. The coffeemaker and the Keurig are both doing double duty. The (gas) fireplace is on and its…… Continue reading the daily borentine, 3-27-20

the daily admonishments 12-13-19

If you grow up long enough you’ll have plenty people give you stern warnings about what is safe and what is sorry. Don’t run with scissors. Don’t run with a lollipop in your mouth. Don’t run with unstable dynamite. Those sort of things. You might notice that ‘running’ is the common denominator in these three…… Continue reading the daily admonishments 12-13-19

the fourth of july

“I know the theological answers, but do my blood and my pulse?” ― Ann Voskamp

the daily purge 7-2-19

A perfect example of human failure is right here in this picture. The Purging Lutheran bought this Clear Household Silicone, put it on a gararge shelf, and years later is getting rid of it. And why? I’m not sure. It’s probably because of the bottom illustration on the packaging. No, it’s not because I don’t…… Continue reading the daily purge 7-2-19

the daily purge 3-28-19

The Purging Lutheran suspects that the person who made yesterday’s clay hearts also made these clay crosses. Well, that’s about it for today’s purge. These and the hearts are sitting in a plastic Kroger bag waiting to be delivered to our church yet My Sweet Rib completely ignores them. Is she hoping they’ll just ‘go…… Continue reading the daily purge 3-28-19

the daily purge 3-27-19

After The Purging Lutheran was newly minted as one of Jesus’ saints I bought many crosses, necklaces and other Christian-themed doo-dads to give to Sunday School students (when applicable). I don’t even remember what the standard was for earning/winning/deserving one. Or were they given for non-students? Maybe I didn’t even mean to giving them away…… Continue reading the daily purge 3-27-19

the daily purge 3-26-19

Welcome The Synonym-izer. When The Purging Lutheran wants to get my point across I like to use as many words as possible to my point across. Today’s word is fraud. And today’s purge is a wallette which contains many pockets with which to hold credit and debit cards. Have you ever had your credit card…… Continue reading the daily purge 3-26-19

the daily purge 3-19-19

My Sweet Rib continues her fashion disposaling with this handsome piece of jewelry being sent away to adorn another woman’s neck. But why? Why is she forsaking her bling? Her blang? Her blung? The Purging Lutheran asked her why. She responded: I don’t wear it anymore. Someone else might like it. When pressed further she…… Continue reading the daily purge 3-19-19

the daily purge 3-14-19

The Purging Lutheran can’t figure out what’s wrong with you young kids and your lack of regard for proper safety equipment. Yeah, I grew up in a world where the word ‘safety’ was synonymous for ‘weakness’ but good gravy, don’t you guys learn anything? My generation blazed the trail for separated shoulders, dislocated toes, (mostly…… Continue reading the daily purge 3-14-19

the daily purge 3-8-19

The Purging Lutheran does my due diligence when it comes to poring over facts and figures on items I am throwing away. Usually, there’s too much information to use during my 30 – 120 minutes of therapy. I looked up what I thought would be oodles of synonyms for the word ‘moccasin’. All I found…… Continue reading the daily purge 3-8-19