the daily boids update, 8-3-20

  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Light a candle, light a votive Step down, step down Watch a heel crush, crush Uh oh, this means no fear; cavalier Renegade and steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I…… Continue reading the daily boids update, 8-3-20

the daily waiting for our h.o.a. to drop in on us, 7-30-20

This morning I was out front enjoying my love language (two cigarettes and a cup of cawfee) when I noticed two fine, feathered boids nestled comfortably between bushes in front of our porch. Normally we have hanging plants in which boids will nest and lay eggs but this year we did not,  probably due to…… Continue reading the daily waiting for our h.o.a. to drop in on us, 7-30-20

the daily near-symmetrical lounge chair stacking event of 2020, 6-17-20

A flower is a great way to begin a post. This one blossomed out back last week. They last a day or two then just go away. It did its job. Its job is to be beautiful. Yes, it might be a port in the yard for bees to pollinate but bees don’t see color.…… Continue reading the daily near-symmetrical lounge chair stacking event of 2020, 6-17-20

the daily really, cream of celery soup?, 5-5-22

“There will always be cream of celery soup at Big Box Food. We only need one can at a time.” – The Purging Casserole (April of 2020)   Really, cream of celery soup? Really? You’re sold out? How can you be? And we weren’t the only ones searching for cream of celery soup. There was also…… Continue reading the daily really, cream of celery soup?, 5-5-22

the daily walter (and purge!) 4-15-20

[ WARNING: This post contains a graphic act of violent ] The Purging Lutheran has zero idea what kind of article Walter Milano was drawing this illustration for. The assassination seems to be occurring in a North African country, perhaps Algieria. Persistent Reader: How do you figure this? The Purging Lutheran: Well, I noticed that…… Continue reading the daily walter (and purge!) 4-15-20

the daily borentine, 3-27-20

The wind isn’t even blowing. (( sigh )) It’s Day-Who-Knows-How-Many? in the household. Aleksandrs is up in his room. Susan is poking on her I-Pad with Kaden SuperPup at her side. I’m doing the ‘scroll-tap, scroll-tap, scroll-tap’ on Twitter. The coffeemaker and the Keurig are both doing double duty. The (gas) fireplace is on and its…… Continue reading the daily borentine, 3-27-20

the daily guidance or recommendation offered with regard to prudent future action 12-11-19

The Purging Lutheran will find this is true. What other nidbits of advice seem reasonable? Let’s find out, shall we? “Never miss a good chance to shut up.” ― Will Rogers “Never ruin an apology with an excuse.” ― Benjamin Franklin “I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s…… Continue reading the daily guidance or recommendation offered with regard to prudent future action 12-11-19

the daily purge 11-13-19

Spoiler warning: The Purging Lutheran spoils everything. I haven’t read this book, which was released in 19-aught-86, but My Sweet Rib read it recently. It’s give-or-take a billion pages filled with details which could never make it into the film (unless you enjoy billion-minute films). It’s common knowledge that films of books tend to stray…… Continue reading the daily purge 11-13-19

the pcircling lutheran 7-12-19

What? A new plan? Are purges wenting with the wind? Is it even possible? Is there something new? What could it be? Has The Purging Lutheran gone mad? How many questions can a post include? I don’t know? What do you think. Job 38:4-7 Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?     Tell me,…… Continue reading the pcircling lutheran 7-12-19

the daily purge 7-2-19

A perfect example of human failure is right here in this picture. The Purging Lutheran bought this Clear Household Silicone, put it on a gararge shelf, and years later is getting rid of it. And why? I’m not sure. It’s probably because of the bottom illustration on the packaging. No, it’s not because I don’t…… Continue reading the daily purge 7-2-19