the daily Schwimmbad, 6-19-20

Today the wife and I visited our local Schwimmbad. The word ‘Schwimmbad’ is the German translation for ‘swimming pool’. I think they otter change it to ‘Schwimmgood’ because it was wunderbar! The water is warm and clean looking. I did save a bug who was struggling. I scooped it out unto the pavement. He wiggled…… Continue reading the daily Schwimmbad, 6-19-20

the daily melt warning, 6-10-20

Susan and I made the decision to upgrade the warranty on our home in Fla. The nice fella came over to run a quick inspection just to make sure we weren’t upgrading simply to cover a pre-existing condition*. It is very toasty here in Hotsville, USA. I took a photygraph of the young man’s truck…… Continue reading the daily melt warning, 6-10-20

the daily dumbrella (and ho-ho! meme), 5-29-20

Mornings north of Ruskin begin on the back porch with a cup of coffee and two cigarettes. We have nice shade from the trees (Hey, you friends!) until the Earth spins to a point when we have no shade but … voila! … we’ve got this handy and dandy umbrella left behind by Ms. Previous…… Continue reading the daily dumbrella (and ho-ho! meme), 5-29-20

the daily purge (hunting style) 5-6-20

  The Purging Lutheran worked at Borders Bookshop* long ago. A fellow worker handed me a book saying it was ‘a great read’**. I think it was called ‘Winter’ maybe? Or not. It was about a Texan couple who decide to move to Alaska for the winter and write about there experiences. They chopped wood,…… Continue reading the daily purge (hunting style) 5-6-20

the daily ‘a is for this‘ ‘b is for that’ and so on, 4-27-20

  At the end of any of these please feel free to add the phrase “due to Covid 19”. A is for Amazon, our source for talcum powder but not disinfectant wipes, toilet paper, gloves and masks – due to Covid-19 (see how that works?) B is for ‘Birx’, an American physician who is working on The Wuhan…… Continue reading the daily ‘a is for this‘ ‘b is for that’ and so on, 4-27-20

the daily mind your own beeswax, 4-24-20

We have covered several athletic and recreational activities these few past days but now it’s time to put this baby to bed. But before we lay him down to sleep let us first engage in a little gun play. There was a time when dueling was a socially acceptable way for settling disputes with matched…… Continue reading the daily mind your own beeswax, 4-24-20

the daily he-man, 4-21-20

Okey-k’fokey, let’s see if The Purging Lutheran can post an article which doesn’t turn into a blab-a-thon such as yesterday’s the daily unoriginal content. Yerps! How long-winded was that? This week‘s posts, via unoriginal content, have been dedicated to the American past-times of healthy living and athletic entertainment. Today’s snapshot includes two! types of hobbies…… Continue reading the daily he-man, 4-21-20

the daily french pea purge, 4-1-20

Back in the day when VeggieTales was ‘the thing’, The Purging Lutheran was a big fan of The French Peas, Jean-Claude and Philippe*, so naturally why not buy a French Pea ddoo-ddad? Indeed, why not? When it was time to clear stuff out of the house this little guy didn’t pass the test for ‘essential…… Continue reading the daily french pea purge, 4-1-20

the daily house interrogation, 2-19-20

As with any competent homebuyer, it’s worth our salt to have a home inspection before purchase. Eric and Candy spent about ninety minutes pouring over our home’s nooks and crannies making sure all drawers, light switches and drains are working dutifully. Except for a little this and a bit of that everything is sound. Now…… Continue reading the daily house interrogation, 2-19-20

the daily leer 11-27-19

dead, alive or hiding in electrons, richard burton finds a way to scope out the dames Habakkuk 1:5-11 “Look around at the godless nations.     Look long and hard. Brace yourself for a shock. Something’s about to take place     and you’re going to find it hard to believe. I’m about to raise up Babylonians to punish…… Continue reading the daily leer 11-27-19