the daily ‘a is for this‘ ‘b is for that’ and so on, 4-27-20

  At the end of any of these please feel free to add the phrase “due to Covid 19”. A is for Amazon, our source for talcum powder but not disinfectant wipes, toilet paper, gloves and masks – due to Covid-19 (see how that works?) B is for ‘Birx’, an American physician who is working on The Wuhan…… Continue reading the daily ‘a is for this‘ ‘b is for that’ and so on, 4-27-20

the daily french pea purge, 4-1-20

Back in the day when VeggieTales was ‘the thing’, The Purging Lutheran was a big fan of The French Peas, Jean-Claude and Philippe*, so naturally why not buy a French Pea ddoo-ddad? Indeed, why not? When it was time to clear stuff out of the house this little guy didn’t pass the test for ‘essential…… Continue reading the daily french pea purge, 4-1-20

the daily house interrogation, 2-19-20

As with any competent homebuyer, it’s worth our salt to have a home inspection before purchase. Eric and Candy spent about ninety minutes pouring over our home’s nooks and crannies making sure all drawers, light switches and drains are working dutifully. Except for a little this and a bit of that everything is sound. Now…… Continue reading the daily house interrogation, 2-19-20

the daily leer 11-27-19

dead, alive or hiding in electrons, richard burton finds a way to scope out the dames Habakkuk 1:5-11 “Look around at the godless nations.     Look long and hard. Brace yourself for a shock. Something’s about to take place     and you’re going to find it hard to believe. I’m about to raise up Babylonians to punish…… Continue reading the daily leer 11-27-19

the daily purge 10-17-19

Ah! the magic of the I-pad allows The Purging Lutheran to take an ordinary picture, in this case one of My Sweet Rib’s neck laces, and make it look as something sinister. Ordinarily this is an ordinary picture of an ordinary neck lace but with a little bit of photo editing I made it look…… Continue reading the daily purge 10-17-19

the daily peck 10-4-19

this is your only warning   Philippians 3:17-19 Stick with me, friends. Keep track of those you see running this same course, headed for this same goal. There are many out there taking other paths, choosing other goals, and trying to get you to go along with them. I’ve warned you of them many times;…… Continue reading the daily peck 10-4-19

the daily frankenwienerwurstenfurter 9-12-19

The Purging Lutheran is oot and aboot in Toronto by now, scoping out Latvian jewelry. In my absence I leave My Persistent Readers some pictures of several hot dog rolling grills located in gas stations along the I-69 corridor between Indianapolis and Ft. Wayne, Indianer. I took these photos a week ago on our way…… Continue reading the daily frankenwienerwurstenfurter 9-12-19

the view from the english-language latvian pew 7-21-19

English-language service, 11AM, Mac. Lazdins presiding Karl played and we sang the following hymns: “Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing”, “O Savior, Precious Savior”, “Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence” and “What a Friend We Have in Jesus”. Thank you, Karl. Always well played. We confessed and were forgiven our sins. Our Scripture readings were…… Continue reading the view from the english-language latvian pew 7-21-19

the daily purge 6-20-19

One day a man said, “The two greatest days in a person’s life is the day he buys his boat and the day he sells his boat”. This suggests that falling in a love with a thing will later become a disillusionment when dealing with its consequences. Buy a boat? Yay! Freedom on the waters!…… Continue reading the daily purge 6-20-19

the daily purge 6-14-19

The Purging Lutheran tossed out a xillion curtain holders. If you look at any one of them individilly it looks like a little wire pelican. “It’s curtains for you” is an idiom for death. Why? The ünterwœbble sez this: The idiom it’s curtains for you is taken from the fact that the final stage direction…… Continue reading the daily purge 6-14-19