the daily dumbrella (and ho-ho! meme), 5-29-20

Mornings north of Ruskin begin on the back porch with a cup of coffee and two cigarettes. We have nice shade from the trees (Hey, you friends!) until the Earth spins to a point when we have no shade but … voila! … we’ve got this handy and dandy umbrella left behind by Ms. Previous…… Continue reading the daily dumbrella (and ho-ho! meme), 5-29-20

the daily enough, 3-23-20

In these uncertain times there is one thing certain – Campbells Cream of Celery Soup will never sell out. Poor ‘C of C’, you’re great for recipes but are forced to sit at the back of the bus when it comes to being lunchtime goo. Susan and I toddled out to Big Box Food this…… Continue reading the daily enough, 3-23-20

the daily zobu, 3-17-20

As I get older I am convinced that aches and pains have actually laid dormant in my body waiting for the completely wrong time to say, “ (((grunt ))) ”. Off and on for the past few weeks I have a soft, lowing pain near my lower rear driver-side teeth. So off to the dentist…… Continue reading the daily zobu, 3-17-20

the daily purge … or something, 3-16-20

Social distancing is the phrase of the day. The week. The month. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has these three recommendations regarding the Wuhan virus: Stay home: People who are mildly ill with COVID-19 are able to isolate at home during their illness. You should restrict activities outside your home, except for getting…… Continue reading the daily purge … or something, 3-16-20

the daily purge 10-10-19

This book contains yer nermal religions such as Catholicism, Lutheran, Islam and other everyday beliefs. Does the book include the following religions? Read it and find out. Find it a local Christian bookstore in Noblesville. Dudeism is a philosophy and lifestyle based on the character Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski in the movie The Big Lebowski.…… Continue reading the daily purge 10-10-19

the daily poke 9-6-19

Lee Horsey Oswald   Proverbs 6:6-11 6-11 You lazy fool, look at an ant.     Watch it closely; let it teach you a thing or two. Nobody has to tell it what to do.     All summer it stores up food;     at harvest it stockpiles provisions. So how long are you going to laze around doing nothing?     How…… Continue reading the daily poke 9-6-19

the daily poke 8-14-19

Cro-Harland Man (susicivus coctis) 2 Corinthians 12:7-10 7-10 Because of the extravagance of those revelations, and so I wouldn’t get a big head, I was given the gift of a handicap to keep me in constant touch with my limitations. Satan’s angel did his best to get me down; what he in fact did was push…… Continue reading the daily poke 8-14-19

the daily purge 8-8-19

This is a camping tent stuffed in a bag. Stupid camping. Why stupid camping? Did The Purging Lutheran have a bad tent camping experience? Every one of them. Two days ago I went into the yard barefooted to play ball with Kaden Superpup and ended up with a bunch of chigger bites and itchies on…… Continue reading the daily purge 8-8-19

the pmopping mollies 7-11-19

Speaking of purging, My Sweet Rib hired the renowned cleaning company, Molly Maid, to do a deep clean in our home. Dust and gunk and crud and grime were shown no mercy by the women armed with pails, rags and clean-smelling all -purpose cleaners. They dusted (yuk!) and mopped, vacuumed, dusted some more and wiped…… Continue reading the pmopping mollies 7-11-19