the daily purge … or something, 3-16-20

Social distancing is the phrase of the day. The week. The month. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has these three recommendations regarding the Wuhan virus: Stay home: People who are mildly ill with COVID-19 are able to isolate at home during their illness. You should restrict activities outside your home, except for getting…… Continue reading the daily purge … or something, 3-16-20

the daily purge (take 2) 12-19-19

[ editor note – The first try at this post flailed miserably. It’s been torn apart and burned. Here is the second attempt. ] Are you a Christian? If so you might want to study the cover of this book The Purging Lutheran gave to a local Christian bookshop in Central Indiana. This book is…… Continue reading the daily purge (take 2) 12-19-19

the daily purge 10-10-19

This book contains yer nermal religions such as Catholicism, Lutheran, Islam and other everyday beliefs. Does the book include the following religions? Read it and find out. Find it a local Christian bookstore in Noblesville. Dudeism is a philosophy and lifestyle based on the character Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski in the movie The Big Lebowski.…… Continue reading the daily purge 10-10-19

the daily poke 9-6-19

Lee Horsey Oswald   Proverbs 6:6-11 6-11 You lazy fool, look at an ant.     Watch it closely; let it teach you a thing or two. Nobody has to tell it what to do.     All summer it stores up food;     at harvest it stockpiles provisions. So how long are you going to laze around doing nothing?     How…… Continue reading the daily poke 9-6-19

the daily poke 8-14-19

Cro-Harland Man (susicivus coctis) 2 Corinthians 12:7-10 7-10 Because of the extravagance of those revelations, and so I wouldn’t get a big head, I was given the gift of a handicap to keep me in constant touch with my limitations. Satan’s angel did his best to get me down; what he in fact did was push…… Continue reading the daily poke 8-14-19

the daily purge 8-8-19

This is a camping tent stuffed in a bag. Stupid camping. Why stupid camping? Did The Purging Lutheran have a bad tent camping experience? Every one of them. Two days ago I went into the yard barefooted to play ball with Kaden Superpup and ended up with a bunch of chigger bites and itchies on…… Continue reading the daily purge 8-8-19

the pmopping mollies 7-11-19

Speaking of purging, My Sweet Rib hired the renowned cleaning company, Molly Maid, to do a deep clean in our home. Dust and gunk and crud and grime were shown no mercy by the women armed with pails, rags and clean-smelling all -purpose cleaners. They dusted (yuk!) and mopped, vacuumed, dusted some more and wiped…… Continue reading the pmopping mollies 7-11-19

the daily purge 6-13-19

The Lad’s goods are at it again. First a tent, then bright spotlights and now it’s a … well, just what is this? If his was a Formula 1 truck it could be a DRS (drag reduction system). Huh? Just look it up. If the rear window of his truck was a set of porch…… Continue reading the daily purge 6-13-19

the daily purge 3-14-19

The Purging Lutheran can’t figure out what’s wrong with you young kids and your lack of regard for proper safety equipment. Yeah, I grew up in a world where the word ‘safety’ was synonymous for ‘weakness’ but good gravy, don’t you guys learn anything? My generation blazed the trail for separated shoulders, dislocated toes, (mostly…… Continue reading the daily purge 3-14-19