the daily purge 1-14-19

My sister got lucky, married a yuppie Took him for all he was worth Now she’s a swinger dating a singer I can’t decide which is worse My sister’s ex-husband can’t get no lovin’ Walks around dog-faced and hurt Now he’s got nothin’, head in the oven I can’t decide which is worse Yer So…… Continue reading the daily purge 1-14-19

the daily purge 1-9-19

The Purging Lutheran is a big fan of modern appliances especially ovens, washers/dryer combinations, bagel-optional toasters, coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee makers and air conditioning units. And while my air conditioninger does a fine job spreading the ‘cool’ around the house there are some rooms which need an extra bit of circulating oomph! to optimize human comfort. This oscillating fan was…… Continue reading the daily purge 1-9-19

The continuing story of Jack-o’-Lutheran 10-31-18 …

…  where Jack adopts the guise of a man in a hospital gown undergoing tests. I found my Halloween outfit at Angie’s Balloons, Bandages and Morgue, a medical supplies party store. I was surprised to find this IV patch sitting right there in the discount bin in the pulse aisle at billing. My ‘pitch’ this…… Continue reading The continuing story of Jack-o’-Lutheran 10-31-18 …

the daily purge 4-13-18

It’s National Friday the 13th Day here on Gatewick Avenue. In honor of this bless-ed secular holiday The Purging Lutheran is running a contest. If you can guess, correctly, how many birdseed seeds are in this bucket, you win a free t-shirt with a fancy-dan TPL signature. In case of a tie, contestants will be…… Continue reading the daily purge 4-13-18

the daily purge 4-6-18

Ants are orderly. The Boy Scouts of America are orderly. Medical orderlies are orderly. Synchronized swimmers are orderly. High school hall monitors are orderly. Mathematics are orderly. The U.S. military is orderly. What’s not orderly? Silverware! When spoons, forks and knives get together they behave like cats in a dog pound. The Purging Lutheran has…… Continue reading the daily purge 4-6-18

the daily purge 3-23-18

”Woblongs blong but they dont blong wob!” * It can’t be a real woblong (an oblong, plastic throwing toy). It can’t even be a false woblong (a twisted piece of metal which, if thrown, could cause a serious injury). While fooding the cats this morning in the basement, The Purging Lutheran eyeballed this … it. I…… Continue reading the daily purge 3-23-18

the daily purge 3-22-18

James 4:14 Yet you do not know what your life will be like tomorrow. You are just a vapor that appears for a little while and then vanishes away. The Purging Lutheran woke up at 10;30 this morning and all I could figure out is that I’m a vapor. Back to bed. OK, take two.…… Continue reading the daily purge 3-22-18

the daily purge 3-16-18

What is The Purging Lutheran giving to our next door neighbor? At first blush it appears to be a jail cell for a peanut butter sandwich. I guess it could be but BEWARE Big Creamy retain the best lawyers in the land. This is why you’ll never see a pb sandwich in the big house.…… Continue reading the daily purge 3-16-18

the daily purge 3-9-18

There is no photo trickery here.  I used my night-vision I-phone to capture this old printer at rest. The Purging Lutheran had to sneak up on it last evening so it wouldn’t be startled and run off a dozen sheets of blank paper. I’m not sure why My Sweet Rib wants to purge this printer.…… Continue reading the daily purge 3-9-18

the daily purge 3-2-18

Just so you know, every Friday is ‘tap every category Friday’. Everytime The Purging Lutheran purges I add a category or two in line with the product being purged that day. I certainly have persistent Persistent Readers but only a few of them. By using a wildly random list of categories I am hoping to…… Continue reading the daily purge 3-2-18