the daily kitchen-sink, 6-24-20

This our pool where we get wet, talk to total strangers and smear sunscreen. . If you had permission to levitate above our pool it would resemble that toy-of-the-century last year, the fidget spinner. Ironically, spinning your body in the pool is frowned upon as it usually leads to pukies. . We have a wonderful…… Continue reading the daily kitchen-sink, 6-24-20

the daily ANTifa, 6-4-20

Don’t these (ants) ever give up? – Bill Kilgore, Apocalypse Now Lt. Colonel Kilgore is responding to those North Vietnamese who keep fighting against a superior American military force. This is a hill where a colony of local fire ants live just a few feet from our gararge. It is about 8” long by 6”…… Continue reading the daily ANTifa, 6-4-20

the daily really, cream of celery soup?, 5-5-22

“There will always be cream of celery soup at Big Box Food. We only need one can at a time.” – The Purging Casserole (April of 2020)   Really, cream of celery soup? Really? You’re sold out? How can you be? And we weren’t the only ones searching for cream of celery soup. There was also…… Continue reading the daily really, cream of celery soup?, 5-5-22

the daily wheezy-2-look-at-pitchers: part two: the unpicturing, 5-1-20

the photogdúmpenbùrgerdampf continues … Sports didn’t begin with the National Football League. Games like tennis, badminton and pole throwing have been around for hundreds of years but the one Americans like best is good, ol’ American football. If you’ve followed the Green Bay Packers or the Cleveland Browns you well know you can show support…… Continue reading the daily wheezy-2-look-at-pitchers: part two: the unpicturing, 5-1-20

the daily e-z-2-look-at-pitchers dump and added purge, 4-30-20

Due to Covid-19* you are likely still stuck in isolation with persons you’d hoped were your loved ones. You know by now if that’s fact or friction. Only you know whether your housemate’s persistent throat clearing shower whistling inappropriate giggles food chewing fingernail clicking knuckle cracking knuckle dragging long yawns grunting when sitting in a…… Continue reading the daily e-z-2-look-at-pitchers dump and added purge, 4-30-20

the daily lyrics all great and goober, 4-29-20

Day (enter your number here) of the lockdown. I gotsa find a way to eat up my time which doesn’t include building a pillow fort in the kitchen and snacking all day. So I’m sitting on the front stoop this morning wandering my saved sites and came upon a Supertramp video of them performing the…… Continue reading the daily lyrics all great and goober, 4-29-20

the daily 26.2 , 4-23-20

What is the opposite of yesterday’s post about the sedate, gentlemanly pursuit of chess? Why, it’s the Olympic marathon! Whereas in chess you sit and stare, Olympic marathon requires you to run (the opposite of sitting) and hallucinate (the opposite of determined concentration). Why is running such an important part of Olympic marathoning? That’s how you…… Continue reading the daily 26.2 , 4-23-20

the daily zwischenzug, 4-22-20

Not all sports involve arm and leg muscles. Sports also involve the brain which has muscles, right? Let’s look up the term muscle-brain shall we? muscle-brain – A person who actively participates in physical sports, possibly highly skilled in sports, but does not do well in academic activities, like math and science. A large, strong, but inept,…… Continue reading the daily zwischenzug, 4-22-20

the daily he-man, 4-21-20

Okey-k’fokey, let’s see if The Purging Lutheran can post an article which doesn’t turn into a blab-a-thon such as yesterday’s the daily unoriginal content. Yerps! How long-winded was that? This week‘s posts, via unoriginal content, have been dedicated to the American past-times of healthy living and athletic entertainment. Today’s snapshot includes two! types of hobbies…… Continue reading the daily he-man, 4-21-20

the daily unoriginal content 4-20-20

How many times can a guy photygraph a flower or a tree and write an article about how ‘life finds a way in these troubling and uncertain times’? The Purging Lutheran seems to have found my limit but more on that later. Unless something dire arises this week will be filled with unoriginal content, at…… Continue reading the daily unoriginal content 4-20-20