the daily i am going to cheat today (for the most part), 9-20-21

Proverbs 10:9

Honesty lives confident and carefree,
but Shifty is sure to be exposed.

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The Persistent Reader: What’s with ‘cheating’?

The Cheating Lutheran: Cheating? Who is cheating? Wives, husbands, businessmen, school kids, athletes, gamers, governors, senators, grocery stores, auto mechanics, neighbors, and blog writers. It seems the least cheating persons in these modern times are used car salesmen.

The Persistent Reader: What are you even talking about?

The Cheating Lutheran: When My Sweet Rib asks me your question I respond with, “What am I talking about? I’m talking about the love between a man and a woman.” In this case, however, I’m tokkin’ ‘bout having slopped out of bed at 1:14 pm (according to my iPhone), having several cups of hot, brown liquid and working on my webblerg before the medicine kicks in.

The Persistent Reader: You got up at 1:00?

The Cheating Lutheran: Yes, thereabouts. It’s 2:40 pm right now and I haven’t even gotten around to actual ‘cheating’ yet. I am offering just a bit of ‘original’ content today but even that ‘original’ content is a re-hash of stuff I’ve already posted about in the past, namely cats.

The Persistent Reader: OK, show me how you cheat.

The Cheating Lutheran: Coming right up!

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You’d be surprised how many old television episodes are about someone falling out of a plane. This is one of them.

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These are pretty harsh sentences.

These are pretty odd names.

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every. doctor. visit. ever

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Ooh, semi-original content coming up!

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I get the stink-eye.

I get the stink-eye.

I get the stink-eye.

(you know what to read here)

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My wife feeds Carl and gets a “Thanks, lady! This is great!

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Back to unoriginal content …

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The Persistent Reader: What does a ‘swami’ look like?

The Near Honest Lutheran: A ‘swami’ looks like …

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