The first home we chose was off a golf course but it was swooped out from underneath us by a matter of a few hours. A little later we found a same floor plan just a few yards from a pond. This is the sign outside our back door. Frankly, I think our chances of survival are better of being ett by an alligator versus being *binged!* in the head by goofers shanking balls in our direction.
Through wisdom is an house builded; and by understanding it is established:
And by knowledge shall the chambers be filled with all precious and pleasant riches.