The Purging Lutheran will find this is true. What other nidbits of advice seem reasonable? Let’s find out, shall we?
“Never miss a good chance to shut up.” ―
“Never ruin an apology with an excuse.” ―
“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.” ―
“Don’t ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.” ―
“Don’t try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.” ―
”In school they told me “Practice makes perfect.” And then they told me “Nobody’s perfect,” so then I stopped practicing.” – Steven Wright
“If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.” ―
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.“ – Redd Foxx
Or maybe this depending on your sense of self-worth early in the morning …
“I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.”
Youth may be admired for vigor,
but gray hair gives prestige to old age.