“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”
“Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.”
“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.” ―
“The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.”―
“While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.” ―
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
“A cat is always on the wrong side of any door.” ―
22 Noah did everything just as God commanded him.
7 The Lord then said to Noah, “Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation. 2 Take with you seven pairs of every kind of cleananimal, a male and its mate, and one pair of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, 3 and also seven pairs of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth. 4 Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made.”
5 And Noah did all that the Lord commanded him.
*Our cats, Grandé and Oswald/Squidget, will neither confirm nor deny this book title.