the daily purge 11-5-19

Ah, yes, pyramids. When The Purging Lutheran was a wee bęrn I became aware of ‘pyramid power’. Pyramids were thought to be receiving antennas of messages sent by ancient civilizations based in galaxies gazillions of light years away. One other-worldly outlander group, ‘The Pepsi Generation’*, downloaded instructions through Egyptian pyramids for us to build the original ‘karmic** wheel’. John Lennon sang about it in his song, Mind Games:

So keep on playing those mind games together
Doing the ritual dance in the sun
Millions of mind guerrillas
Putting their soul power to the karmic wheel

Former famous singer, Gary Numan, was and may still be a believer in pyramid power. Why do I think this? This picture knows all and tells all.


Where else can you find a pyramid? On your dollars bill.


THEY are watching you from your wallet and even your tip jar.

Frankly, I’m glad this post didn’t go into all the new-aged mumbo jumbo about putting hot stones on your forehead to exorcise random spirits, sitting in a circle of mystical crystals to ward off ‘bad vibes’ or walking across hot coals to achieve universal self-awareness. Besides living my life in Christ, I recommend these daily practices:

use stop signs

don’t stand on chairs

always say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’

We sent this book to Living Faith bookshop for the owner to add to her stock.

Deuteronomy 4:15-20

     You saw no form on the day God spoke to you at Horeb from out of the fire. Remember that. Carefully guard yourselves so that you don’t turn corrupt and make a form, carving a figure that looks male or female, or looks like a prowling animal or a flying bird or a slithering snake or a fish in a stream. And also carefully guard yourselves so that you don’t look up into the skies and see the sun and moon and stars, all the constellations of the skies, and be seduced into worshiping and serving them. God set them out for everybody’s benefit, everywhere. But you—God took you right out of the iron furnace, out of Egypt, to become the people of his inheritance—and that’s what you are this very day.


* This is an actual name of one of those galaxial tribes. Most people prefer exotic names for their time-traveling overlords such as ‘Blx§priz’, ‘Zang24’ and ‘The Captain and Tennille’. Honestly, what right-thinking human would ever conceive of a song called ‘Muskrat Love’ – a song about a romantic liaison between two anthropomorphic muskrats named Susie and Sam? Only space aliens would.

**In other words, ‘what goes around, comes around’. It’s a pretty bad spiritual business model.

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