the daily purge 10-19-18

This feller’s got some yuge, sausage-ish fingers. You can tell he’s supposed to be a tough guy but not by the fact he’s got yuge sausage-ish fingers and is wearing massive elephantine hockey goalie Uggs. How messy is the ground where he lives? He can’t be fighting all the time, it’d probably help to clean…… Continue reading the daily purge 10-19-18

the daily purge 10-18-18

Let’s get this out of the way first – look at the main character’s name and be done with it. Are you done laughing now? Oh, grow up! The author of this book is from Norway so the main character’s last name is pronounced ” ho-lee’ “. Puh-leez, it’s not that funny! The author’s name…… Continue reading the daily purge 10-18-18

the daily purge 10-17-18

Yog! The mysteries in our world are nearly innumerable. Did you know there are animals who actually feast on wasps? They are known as ‘vespivores’. These include bears, badgers, bats, weasels, rats and dragonflies. But what about the nasty stingers? Some animals eat around them, others rub the wasp against a tree thus removing the stinger,…… Continue reading the daily purge 10-17-18

the daily purge 10-16-18

What’s this? Something NOT a bad guy-themed video game? Whoa-ho-ho! Obviously this is a television remote control and if you stick your nose right up to the screen you might notice why this is being sent away to nowheresville, baby. (go ahead, The Purging Lutheran will wait … tum-dee-dum-dum, ooh-la-dee-dah-dee-doo) OK, that ought to do…… Continue reading the daily purge 10-16-18

the daily purge 10-15-18

The Purging Lutheran was a bit confused by the cover of Mercenaries 2: World in Flame(s) until I (finally) noticed the GameStop bag the girl is holding. Just so you know, I’m a big picture kind of guy and rarely bother with details. My Sweet Rib is in charge of separating the wheat from the chaff…… Continue reading the daily purge 10-15-18

the view from the pew 10-13-18

Saturday 5:30 service with Pastor Sattler presiding In our opening hymn, “Today Your Mercy Calls Us”, the first verse includes the lyrics, ‘Today your mercy calls us To wash away our sin. However great our trespass, Whatever we have been’ If you aren’t a Christian you might look at the word ‘trespass’ and wonder what…… Continue reading the view from the pew 10-13-18

the daily purge 10-12-18

Forza Motorsport 4 is a racing video game. Here’s what you need to know: The time it takes you to become proficient at just keeping your speed racer out of the grandstands is time which could be spent learning to interpret Sanskrit. Face it, racers are born not bred. The Purging Lutheran knows this from…… Continue reading the daily purge 10-12-18

the daily purge 10-11-18

The Purging Lutheran isn’t certain what ‘ultimate edition’ means. If you take it at face value it suggests that Fallout: New Vegas can not or will not be improved upon. In our post-modern culture, hyperbole is the most abused literary device in the English language so who really knows? This game, besides being the ultimate…… Continue reading the daily purge 10-11-18

the daily purge 10-10-18

Assassin’s Creed is back and at ’em again! This time they’ve slipped through a ‘wormhole’ into American revolutionary times. What’s a ‘wormhole’? It can be best described as one of these: – a hole made by a burrowing larva or worm in wood, fruit, books, or other materials or – a hypothetical connection between widely…… Continue reading the daily purge 10-10-18

the daily purge 10-9-18

Itz Rock’em-Sock’em action! at your fingertips when you play Condemned 2: Bloodshot. Ya gots yer shoot-them-ups, swingin’-cross-the-bar-on-a-candelier, and shovin’-heads-inta-televisions. And it gets a lot worse, but why bother going into details? Who wants to know?   Judges 1:6 But Adonibezek fled; and they pursued after him, and caught him, and cut off his thumbs and…… Continue reading the daily purge 10-9-18