the daily purge 10-16-18

What’s this? Something NOT a bad guy-themed video game? Whoa-ho-ho! Obviously this is a television remote control and if you stick your nose right up to the screen you might notice why this is being sent away to nowheresville, baby.

(go ahead, The Purging Lutheran will wait … tum-dee-dum-dum, ooh-la-dee-dah-dee-doo)

OK, that ought to do it. Did you notice the gun powder burns? You didn’t? Good, because there are none. What you ought to have seen were several bite marks.

Yar!

Yar! is right, but whose bite marks? Are these my bite marks? Did I mistakenly think it a bread stick on pizza night? Probably not because there wasn’t any garlic sauce on it. What’s more likely is Kaden Superpup got a hold of it thinking it was a bread stick. Yes, Der Puppenstein got a hold of it and chewed away on it. Of all the chew toys you buy a dog and they’re never good enough. King Solomon*, in his search of wisdom, found that nothing was ever good enough. Enough money was never enough money. Enough women were never enough women. Enough wine and delicacies were never enough of a good life. Has anything ever changed?

1 John 4:1

My dear friends, don’t believe everything you hear. Carefully weigh and examine what people tell you. Not everyone who talks about God comes from God. There are a lot of lying preachers loose in the world.

 

*and, no, I am not comparing Solomon to a dog

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