What? Another purse being purged by Our Marta via The Purging Lutheran? Get used to it, Persistent Reader, there are many purses, shoes and pants on their ways to somewhereville. This purse is wildly colored with bright reds, shocking pinks, electric yellows and deep poiples. I’m surprised OM would let it go but who knows about kids these days with their craft beers and peculiar ways of voting? But wait!
Penguins are confused! And if they are confused, then certainly you are confused! You (and penguins) don’t see any wild colors on the purse but black and grey and gray and kind-of-white. Of course you don’t. Atsa because Kaden the Superpup took the photograph and experiments have proved dogs can not see colors, only black and grey and gray and kind-of-white. This has happened before when our last pup, Daisy Mae, took purge pictures for TPL and, naturally, those photographs were black and grey and gray and kind-of-white.
This purse now sits with the pants and purse and shoes awaiting its destiny.
God spoke: “Swarm, Ocean, with fish and all sea life!
Birds, fly through the sky over Earth!”
God created the huge whales,
all the swarm of life in the waters,
And every kind and species of flying birds.
God saw that it was good.
God blessed them: “Prosper! Reproduce! Fill Ocean!
Birds, reproduce on Earth!”
It was evening, it was morning—