Kaden the Superpup (KSP) nommed my left-foot slipper a few weeks ago. The Purging Lutheran received my new slips ordered online just a few moments ago. So out this one goes. But what about my old right-foot slipper? It’s still in good shape and useful. It seems a shame to throw it away. I could keep it as a spare like a tire you see attached to the back of an SUV. I could take one of those clips used to close a bag of potato chips and fasten my old right-foot slipper to the back end of my new right-foot slipper. If my new right foot slipper catches fire I could pull over to the side of the hallway, detach my spare, put it on and run for help. Or would that just look silly?
And they all ate and were satisfied; and the broken pieces which they had left over were picked up, twelve baskets full.