“Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.” ~ Homer Simpson
The Purging Marge bought this bottle of Homer a few cats ago. What lies am I talking about?
No Stress – Cats and I still engage in stress.
Calming Spray – Cats and I are not regularly calm.
Quick Results Formula – I am still waiting for any positive results. Cats don’t care.
Are there any truths to this? Yes.
Non-sedating Formula – No cats or owners were sedated using this product.
Long-lasting concentrated formula – This is still mostly full.
Picture of smiling cats – They know they beat the system.
Now, don’t you fret, Persistent Readers, My Sweet Rib and I have other failed cat training products to foist upon your valuable free time.
Make it to the top by lying and cheating;
get paid with smoke and a promotion—to death!