What? Is it possible The Purging Lutheran will post an A.M. purge? Is the world spinning off its axis and wobbling into deep space? We will see.
Until a few years ago our home’s windows were decked out with blinds. Then I grew up and installed proper window dressings and our house went from dorm room to home. Oh, a few windows still have blinds but give us time, Persistent Reader, give us time.
Since window blinds and curtains don’t require much explanation what if we copy and paste some jokes from someone else’s website?
——– Came downstairs earlier and was sad to see that my curtains were drawn. I was relieved to see that all the furniture was real though.
——– I was ironing the curtains recently when I fell out of the window.
That’s it. There just isn’t a large audience for these kinds of jokes.
(Posted at 10:31 AM)
Some bystanders who heard him said, “He’s calling for Elijah.” One of them ran and got a sponge soaked in sour wine and lifted it on a stick so he could drink. The others joked, “Don’t be in such a hurry. Let’s see if Elijah comes and saves him.”
But Jesus, again crying out loudly, breathed his last.
At that moment, the Temple curtain was ripped in two, top to bottom. There was an earthquake, and rocks were split in pieces. What’s more, tombs were opened up, and many bodies of believers asleep in their graves were raised. (After Jesus’ resurrection, they left the tombs, entered the holy city, and appeared to many.)