the daily purge 5-23-17

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This was a can cooler foisted upon My Sweet Rib the other day at the grocery store. She offered it up as a sacrificial purge.

Part 1 – the definition

Hellmann’s.

Hell = hell; place of perdition.

Mann = man; mortal

‘s = ownership; belongs to

Hellmann’s = “man who belongs to hell”

Part 2 – the reasoning

Hellmann’s is the producer of the best selling mayonnaise in America*. What is mayonnaise? Mayonnaise is a thick, creamy dressing often used as a condiment. It is used to make potato salad, which is yummy. What isn’t yummy is mayonnaise is made with eggs. Eggs, unfortunately, are best buds with salmonella, a nasty bacteria which can kill you bad. Some of our Persistent Readers appreciate visuals when explaining scientific dibbideedads. Our friend, Gary Larsen, is here to help.

Part 3 – the result

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Daniel 12:2

And many of those who sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.

 

* America is this nation’s greatest country.

 

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