the daily purge 5-19-17


A grateful nation cheers as “Non-adventures in Cooking Week” comes to a merciful end.

Egg Replacer. Replaced with what? Reading the box tells you what it is not. There are no eggs. OK, The Purging Lutheran thinks that makes sense. It contains no animal protein. That’s not something I would have considered but it sounds reasonable. There are none of those pesky glutens you read about in the news causing distress in your gluten-sensitive brethren and sistren. Be careful not to flip the n in ‘glutens’ or you will end up with ‘gluteus’, one of the three buttockal muscles … which, thankfully, are also absent from Egg Replacer. There is no wheat in this box, big surprise. No preservatives. Well, duh. Zippo the artificicial flavorings. Nada any sugar. And cholesterol? You should know better. What does this leave? I visited the fine folks of Ener-g at their website. They note that their Egg Replacer is …

“Our top selling egg substitute made with potato and tapioca starch!”

So there you have it. The circle of food is complete.

John 6:35   Jesus said to them, “I am the bread of life; whoever comes to me shall not hunger, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty.”


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