the daily purge 4-14-17

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The The Purging Lutheran will just tell you what this is. It is a mat upon which once sat a kitty litter box. Let me simplify that the term ‘kitty litter box’ for you:

kitty = kitty

litter = poo

box = box

which, when you put it all back together means ‘kitty poo box’.

I rearranged the colors and brightnesses and used other optical tricks and shenanigans to hide a sign of a poopoo booboo. If you saw it it might elicit an oath from you. Examples include, but are not limited to, DRAT, EGAD, HOLY SMOKE, BY JOVE!, OH DARN, GAD, NERTS, JIMINY CRICKET, BY GUM, NRED, HOLY COW, DANG, FOR PETE’S SAKE, and GADZOOKS. But do your best to stay away from even these ‘mild’ oaths. In other words, “Don’t be a potty mouth, be a smarty mouth!”

Q: Garsh, Mr. TPL, why are you throwing it away?

A: The word is ‘purging’, not ‘throwing’. I am purging it because the warsher couldn’t warsh out all the stains.

Q: ‘Couldn’t’ or ‘wouldn’t’?

A: Couldn’t. I ran it through the warsh twice and still the skank remained. Satisfied?

Q: No? Uh, no.

Matthew 12:40-42

Jesus said, “You’re looking for proof, but you’re looking for the wrong kind. All you want is something to titillate your curiosity, satisfy your lust for miracles. The only proof you’re going to get is what looks like the absence of proof: Jonah-evidence. Like Jonah, three days and nights in the fish’s belly, the Son of Man will be gone three days and nights in a deep grave.

“On Judgment Day, the Ninevites will stand up and give evidence that will condemn this generation, because when Jonah preached to them they changed their lives. A far greater preacher than Jonah is here, and you squabble about ‘proofs.’ On Judgment Day, the Queen of Sheba will come forward and bring evidence that will condemn this generation, because she traveled from a far corner of the earth to listen to wise Solomon. Wisdom far greater than Solomon’s is right in front of you, and you quibble over ‘evidence.’

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