These five Christmas plates were bought by My Sweet Rib and her life partner, The P Lutheran, a very long time ago.
Where did you get them? Probably Target. Yes, Target.
Why? Uh, to serve Christmas cookies from?
Did you? At least once.
Why not more? Jeepers, do I have to know everything?
Why so touchy? It’s 2 PM and I’m only on my second cup of coffee.
Whose fault is that? Abnormal activity of neural circuits may be the cause.
Do you have anything else to add? Don’t forget to be nice to the person ahead of you.
Does your Lord have anything to add?
1 I waited patiently for the Lord; and he inclined unto me, and heard my cry.
2 He brought me up also out of an horrible pit, out of the miry clay, and set my feet upon a rock, and established my goings.
3 And he hath put a new song in my mouth, even praise unto our God: many shall see it, and fear, and shall trust in the Lord.