[ editor’s note: Ooops! The Purging Lutheran purged this back in April of 2016. The president of TPL Industries of Walla Walla, WA. deeply regrets this error and has resigned his position to go live in a hole. Again, we apologize for this most embarrassing incident. ]
Guy Fawkes Day, November 5th, lands on a Saturday this year so what’s the point of trying to be calendarical since T P Lutheran* don’t yoink on no Saturday? Let’s purge this baby now. V for Vendetta is an excellent movie starring various actors and one as V, a modern-day Guy Fawkes. The world is going to heckydern, mostly without a handbasket, and many people want to eliminate V. It doesn’t work out that way. Or does it? Watch the movie and find out.
Our purge is a Halloween costume The Lad bought when he worked at a party store years back. I’m pretty sure he never wore it for Trick-or-Treating but maybe he wore it during other holiday seasons. I have not seen any Uncle Sam-o-Lanterns back by the tree line, so maybe not.
Hebrews 12:27 This expression, “Yet once more,” denotes the removing of those things which can be shaken, as of created things, so that those things which cannot be shaken may remain.
* “T P Lutheran” is The Purging Lutheran’s rapper name. Here is a specimen of my latest lyrics
Randy/Michael ===> Life Cycle by T P Lutheran
(Sung to ‘Oleyot Zip-Scratch’ chorus sample)
Frozen fruit salad
Delta health care systems
Putters brach candy
Christ came, and He rescued me
Pathway assisted living
Get crossed out, you crossed me
Rise Apathy C-Rayz Walz and Celph Titled
Si no te tengo yo a ti..
Most of y’all just feel entitled
Randy and Michael goin’ through life cycle
Ohio 529 college plan
Delaware park track slots
Discontinue grand marquis … a-yo-yo-yo