The The Purging Lutheran doesn’t want to make it too easy for anyone to get free advertising on The Purging Lutheran. My prized 18-35 year old readership is worth protecting from advertisers. If they want to risk being persuaded to buy something they might not need then they’ll have to turn the purge upside down and squint at their own risk. Squinting squishes the eyeball and just like when you make a scary face sometimes it gets stuck and you live the rest of your life looking like Iggy Pop. If you want a squishy eyeball then feel free to squint but don’t kvetch that you weren’t warned.
This water bottle was attached to a bicycle resting in the basement. Why is it ‘resting’, you ask? Because it’s two-tired!!! Har, har, har!! Anyway, I threw the bottle in the trash.
Ephesians 5:4 Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but instead let there be thanksgiving.