Letter to the editor:
Dear sir or madam, when will you run out of stuff?
Signatured, Concerned Citizen
Dear Concerned Citizen: Most of what has been purged are items bought over a decade or two and that adds up. That The Purging Lutheran purges once a day for five days a week and has been doing this for +three(?) years now proves how many mistakes a feller can make with his credit card. Will I run out? I hope so.
There was a time when T P Lutheran actually made a conscious decision about what kind of garbage cans to buy. I don’t know why I settled for these or why My Sweet Rib didn’t shout “No!”. Maybe she was just happy that I cared enough to make a decision. Maybe the other garbage cans I was considering were even more hideous than these. So, how does one go about throwing a garbage can away? Buy putting it in a garbage can.
(does this guy ever clean his basement steps?)
Proverbs 11:14 Where there is no guidance, a people falls, but in an abundance of counselors there is safety