It is made of foam and polyester mesh and velcro. It wraps tightly around either arm, right or left. In the mesh pocket you place your Ipod/Iphone/Walkman so you can listen to music while you run along the side of the road as your your increased heartbeat shoves your blood along, scraping cholesterol off the walls of your arteries. That’s what health is all about in a nutshell. Except don’t eat nuts. They aren’t good for you in large numbers. So skip the almond divine, the Cracker Jacks (with or without the seventh inning stretch), the trail mix, and most importantly, the most dangerous pecan of them all, from the Greek island Macadamia, the Macadamia nut.
(Pssst! No one wants to be lectured.)
Huh? OK. Well, this Iphone holder could be used while you’re cleaning around the home. Play the Bee Gee’s Jive Talkin’
It’s just your jive talkin’ telling me lies
Jive talkin’, you wear a disguise
Jive talkin’, so misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin’, you’re really no good
and when you get to that part where they play the midsong synthesizer instrumental, you can play “air keyboard” Keith Emerson-style. Play this song a dozen times while you’re mopping the kitchen floor and sanitizing the kids and next thing you know you’re in a home that repels bugs and bats and cobwebs. You win, you winner!
Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men