the daily purge 4-21-16


Is it a bread machine designed and built by George Lucas or a droid marketed and sold by Toastmasters, Inc. of Walla Walla Washington, maker of finer kitchen appliances ? A little bit of both, but like

pet rocks,

mood rings,

dancing the macarena,

mullet haircuts (all business in the front, all party in the back),

dance marathons,

dehydrated sea monkeys,

‘where’s the beef?’,

speed dating,

occupy wall street,

‘wassup’ commercials,

gee, your hair smells terrific,

telephone booth stuffing,

bread machines were just a fad, at least in TPL’s household. We bought this machine long ago, bought bread machine flour and yeast and poured water from our kitchen sink, hit the GO button. After a few hours the bread comes out hot with a hardened crust. Next time? Same result. Next time? Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was…Same as it ever was.

“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
― Steven Wright

So we sent it away, maybe even tossed it in the trash.

Please delete this post.

Mark 14:31  But Peter insisted emphatically, “Even if I have to die with you, I will never disown you.” And all the others said the same.









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