Sate Nilver Primary Projections – 4/13/2016

Pros:  It’s not everyday you get to talk about major party presidential candidates comparing, ahem, “hand sizes” during a debate.

Cons:  Major party presidential candidates are comparing, ahem, “hand sizes” during a debate.

According to our latest polls-plus forecast,  America has a greater than 99% chance of disappointing our forefathers.

Nilver Lining:  The United States can break its dependency on fossil fuels by hooking up a generator to the corpse of George Washington, now spinning in its grave in perpetuity.

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