If ‘coffee maker’ was an ethnicity, MySweetRib, TheLad and ThePurgingLutheran would be brought before The Hague and charged with crimes against social lubricants (any food, beverage, drug or activity that helps people feel more comfortable in social occasions such as alcohol, tobacco, tea and coffee). The three of us have torn through 5 or 6 or 7 coffee makers since we moved to Fishers 1.5 decades ago, including this one which was sent on its way to the local ‘fill. OurMarta is complicit in this as well, so if you see her, feel free to point a finger her way and shout out “J’accuse …!”.
2 Samuel 17:28 – “…brought bedding and bowls and articles of pottery. They also brought wheat and barley, flour and roasted grain, beans and lentils…”